[AccessD] Friday Joke Day

On 3 Jun 2005 at 7:34, Nicholson, Karen wrote:

> Just a reminder...


Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, 
"Surely I cannot look that old?" Well, I was sitting in the waiting room 
for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, 
which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the 
same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could 
he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This 
balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way, way too old 
to have been my classmate...or could he?

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park 
High School. 

"Yes. Yes. I did...I'm a Morgan Mustang," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1959. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely...and that ugly, old, wrinkled jerk asked, 
"What did you teach?"


today's THOUGHT============================

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else 
looks? 



Tim Thiessen