[AccessD] OT: Friday Humor cunning linguists

My personal favorite:  Alimonicourse: the screwin' you get for the screwin'
you got.


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Subject: [AccessD] OT: Friday Humor cunning linguists


> FYI - expanding your data dictionary!
>
> The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
> Take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
> Changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
>
> Here are the 2005 winners:
>
> 1.  Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
> Subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
>
> 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
>
> 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
> You realize it was your money to start with.
>
> 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
>
> 5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
> Bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little
> Sign of breaking down in the near future.
>
> 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
> Getting laid.
>
> 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
>
> 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
> Person whodoesn't get it.
>
> 9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
>
> 10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
>
> 11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
>
> 12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
> Really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like,
a
> serious bummer.
>
> 13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
> Consuming only things that are good for you.
>
> 14 Glibido: All talk and no action.
>
> 15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
> They come at you rapidly.
>
> 16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
> you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
>
> 17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
> Your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
>
> 18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
> The fruit you're eating.
>
>
>
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