[AccessD] OT: Friday Humor cunning linguists

Douglas Barnes doug at starntech.com
Fri Oct 14 13:07:19 CDT 2005


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-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com]On Behalf Of Griffiths,
Richard
Sent: October 14, 2005 12:12 PM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: Re: [AccessD] OT: Friday Humor cunning linguists


19. cunning linguists: ?????????? (any suggestions!!!)

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[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Hale, Jim
Sent: 14 October 2005 17:03
To: 'Accessd (E-mail)
Subject: [AccessD] OT: Friday Humor cunning linguists


FYI - expanding your data dictionary!

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
Take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
Changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the 2005 winners:

1.  Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
Subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until You
realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
Bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little Sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
Getting laid.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the Person
whodoesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
Really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.

13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
Consuming only things that are good for you.

14 Glibido: All talk and no action.

15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
They come at you rapidly.

16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into Your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
The fruit you're eating. 



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