Shamil Salakhetdinov
shamil at users.mns.ru
Fri Aug 18 06:11:05 CDT 2006
Only in Russia * A guy drinks a glass of vodka going on appointment with a girl. * Run in the bus and then ask what the number of its route is. * Buses go with three various numbers of routes, and are always full. * The cop, selecting on the street a drunken man, will drink with him "for departure". * Laying 100 meters of a copper wire, 95 will be hand over and will be sold. * All the words having syllables 'hom', 'mood', 'gond' and 'ahoo', are considered ridiculous and abusive by definition. * Drink on Fridays so, that wake up only on Sunday in the evening. * The wife will rise on protection of the husband even if he fights with her lover. * The third question in conversation between people from different cities - about weather. * In shops on one shelf put a set of chocolates, eau du cologne and a toilet paper. * Compete with the neighbors by the amount of stuff stolen from workplace. * Nobody ever saw a Chuktcha alive, but all laugh at him. * Do not travel to Estonia because consider it's too ridiculous. * Each man knows how to put things in order in the country. * Each patient in the hospital has medical education. * The nurse in hospital always has a spirit. And with it is always possible to drink with her. * At any salute the crowd of people gathers and shouts Hurrah! * Hands wash after meal, instead of doing that before. * Man's socks should smell, otherwise these are female socks. * Casual drinking is a valid reason to not be at work the next day. * All secret military factories are known to all the population. * Steal vodka to sell and use all that money to spend on drinking vodka. * Everyone is capable to solve the troubles with any gangsters without the help of cops. * The word "kapetz" means good things and bad things simultaneously, and this word cannot be translated to any other language of the world. * Cactus is considered the best means from radiation. http://smsconsulting.spb.ru/humor/OnlyInRussia.htm -- Shamil