[AccessD] It's almost Friday

There was a play at Stratford containing a character called Patsy, played by
a rather overweight woman. Unfortunately, there was a line in the script
that read "Patsy fascinates me."

The actor delivering the line made a Freudian slip and said "Fatsy
pascinates me." And after that, nobody in the cast could her say her name
correctly. All through the run, everyone kept saying "Fatsy". The writer
eventually surrendered and changed the character's name to Fatsy.

Arthur