[AccessD] OT Friday homour

"Not to mention ..." - You shouldn't have! :-)

The original list is a mixture of  homonyms and heteronyms - mainly the 
latter.  You're addition is only a homophone.

On 2 Feb 2007 at 14:26, Charlotte Foust wrote:

> Not to mention ...
> 
> 21) The actor effected an affecting performance. 
> 
> Charlotte Foust
> 
> -----Original Message-----
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> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Jim Lawrence
> Sent: Friday, February 02, 2007 11:06 AM To: 'Access Developers discussion
> and problem solving' Subject: [AccessD] OT Friday homour
> 
> Hi All:
> 
> So you think English is easy:
> 
> 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 
> 
> 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 
> 
> 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 
> 
> 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 
> 
> 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 
> 
> 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 
> 
> 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to
> present the present 
> 
> 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 
> 
> 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 
> 
> 10) I did not object to the object. 
> 
> 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 
> 
> 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row 
> 
> 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 
> 
> 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 
> 
> 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 
> 
> 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 
> 
> 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail 
> 
> 18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 
> 
> 19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 
> 
> 20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
-- 
Stuart