[AccessD] OTR: Friday Humor

John,

That would be Ole and Lena in the restaurant and Ole gives Lena the
"Heinie Lick" maneuver.  Just for the record...

Steve Erbach
Neenah, WI
http://TheTownCrank.blogspot.com


On 5/18/07, jwcolby <jwcolby at colbyconsulting.com> wrote:
> NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH
>
> Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of Blizzards,
> they talk privately about their moonshine operation.  Suddenly, a woman at a
> nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins to cough. After a while, it
> becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks
> at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "kin ya
> breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes her head, No.
> The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
> yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick
> with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and
> the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again. The
> hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table. His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd
> heerd of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver", But I ain't never seed nobody do
> it.
>
> John W. Colby