[AccessD] OT: Friday Humor - When Insults Had Class

Hale, Jim Jim.Hale at FleetPride.com
Fri Oct 19 09:11:35 CDT 2007


	When insults had class 
	"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I
admire." -- 
	Winston Churchill 
	
	"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -- 
	Winston Churchill 
	
	"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with

	great pleasure." -- 
	Clarence Darrow 
	
	"He has never been known to use a word that might send a 
	reader to the dictionary." -- 
	William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
	
	"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from 
	big words?" 
	-- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
	
	"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no 
	time reading it." -- 
	Moses Hadas 
	
	"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any 
	man I know." -- 
	Abraham Lincoln 
	
	"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." --

	Groucho Marx 
	
	"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying 
	I approved of it." -- 
	Mark Twain 
	
	"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
-- 
	Oscar Wilde 
	
	"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, 
	bring a friend... if you have one." -- 
	George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill 
	
	"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if
there 
	is one." --
	Winston Churchill, in response 
	
	"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you 
	here." -- 
	Stephen Bishop 
	
	"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." -- 
	John Bright 
	
	"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing
	trivial." -- 
	Irvin S. Cobb 
	
	"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in 
	others." --
	Samuel Johnson 
	
	"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." --
	Paul Keating 
	
	"He had delusions of adequacy." -- Walter Kerr 
	
	"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
-- 
	Jack E. Leonard 
	
	"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." -- 
	Robert Redford 
	
	"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the 
	sum of human knowledge." -- 
	Thomas Brackett Reed 
	
	"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears,
	but by diligent hard work, he overcame them." -- 
	James Reston (about Richard Nixon) 
	
	"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded
easily." -- 
	Charles, Count Talleyrand
	
	"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." -- 
	Forrest Tucker 
	
	"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any 
	address on it?" -- 
	Mark Twain 
	
	"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -- 
	Mae West 
	
	"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever
	they go." -- 
	Oscar Wilde 
	
	"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for 
	support rather than illumination."
	-- Andrew Lang (1844-1912) 
	
	"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." -- 
	Billy Wilder 
	



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