[AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke

Oh hurrah for some friday humour. Whatever happened to that? How about

A  guy  goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I'm going deaf." 

The doctor says, "What are the symptoms?" 

The  guy  says, "They're a disfunctional cartoon family with yellow heads."

-- Andy Lacey
http://www.minstersystems.co.uk 

> -----Original Message-----
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> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of 
> Arthur Fuller
> Sent: 26 October 2007 03:47
> To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
> Subject: [AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke
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> 
> 1. What's a legal alien?
> 2. When someone says I slept like a baby, do they mean waking 
> up every two hours screaming, with a full diaper?
> 
> Three statisticians went duck hunting. The first one shot 5 
> feet too high. The second one shot 5 feet too low. The third 
> one said, "We got him!"
> 
> Arthur
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