[AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke

Darren D darren at activebilling.com.au
Fri Oct 26 02:13:33 CDT 2007


3 men walk into a bar

Mmm - you'd think one of them would have seen it


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[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Rocky Smolin at Beach
Access Software
Sent: Friday, 26 October 2007 4:43 PM
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Dad:  I just spent $4800 on the best and very finest, most technologically
advanced hearing aid ever made.
Son:  Really what kind is it?
Dad:  About four thirty.

Rocky
 




 	
	

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[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Andy Lacey
Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 11:11 PM
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Subject: Re: [AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke

Oh hurrah for some friday humour. Whatever happened to that? How about

A  guy  goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I'm going deaf." 

The doctor says, "What are the symptoms?" 

The  guy  says, "They're a disfunctional cartoon family with yellow heads."

-- Andy Lacey
http://www.minstersystems.co.uk 

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> 1. What's a legal alien?
> 2. When someone says I slept like a baby, do they mean waking up every 
> two hours screaming, with a full diaper?
> 
> Three statisticians went duck hunting. The first one shot 5 feet too 
> high. The second one shot 5 feet too low. The third one said, "We got 
> him!"
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