Darren D
darren at activebilling.com.au
Fri Oct 26 02:13:33 CDT 2007
3 men walk into a bar Mmm - you'd think one of them would have seen it -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Rocky Smolin at Beach Access Software Sent: Friday, 26 October 2007 4:43 PM To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' Subject: Re: [AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke Dad: I just spent $4800 on the best and very finest, most technologically advanced hearing aid ever made. Son: Really what kind is it? Dad: About four thirty. Rocky -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Andy Lacey Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 11:11 PM To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' Subject: Re: [AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke Oh hurrah for some friday humour. Whatever happened to that? How about A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I'm going deaf." The doctor says, "What are the symptoms?" The guy says, "They're a disfunctional cartoon family with yellow heads." -- Andy Lacey http://www.minstersystems.co.uk > -----Original Message----- > From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com > [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Arthur > Fuller > Sent: 26 October 2007 03:47 > To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving > Subject: [AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke > > > 1. What's a legal alien? > 2. When someone says I slept like a baby, do they mean waking up every > two hours screaming, with a full diaper? > > Three statisticians went duck hunting. The first one shot 5 feet too > high. The second one shot 5 feet too low. The third one said, "We got > him!" > > Arthur > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com > > -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.503 / Virus Database: 269.15.11/1093 - Release Date: 10/25/2007 5:38 PM -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com