jwcolby
jwcolby at colbyconsulting.com
Fri Oct 26 10:21:14 CDT 2007
There aint enough room in this here email for three legs... John W. Colby Colby Consulting www.ColbyConsulting.com -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Rocky Smolin at Beach Access Software Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 11:09 AM To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' Subject: Re: [AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke That's three legged dog - three --> 3 <-- (darn spell chequer) Rocky -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Rocky Smolin at Beach Access Software Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 7:46 AM To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' Subject: Re: [AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke The legged dog walks into a bar and says :"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." Rocky -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Gustav Brock Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 7:32 AM To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com Subject: Re: [AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke Hi Susan and Max Now, how sick are these jokes! More please. /gustav >>> max.wanadoo at gmail.com 26-10-2007 14:59 >>> Digger and his dog Skip were walking in the outback. Northern territories are infamous for the number of people who get lost there and Digger was no exception. After a few days his water ran out. "Sorry Skip", says Digger "but no water". A few days later his grub runs out. A few days more and Digger is starving hungry. He looks at Skip and says, "sorry mate. It is you or me and as much as I love you as the faithfully friend for many years, I have no option". So he kills Skip, roasts him over a spit and eats him. When he has eaten, he looks down at the pile of bones and says "I wish Skip was here now, he would love those bones". Max Ps. Only one dog was harmed during the making of this joke. -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Susan Harkins Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 1:50 PM To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving Subject: Re: [AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke My all-time favorite: There's this guy who really loves his dog. He loves his dog more than anything in the world, but sadly, the dog has no legs. So much does this man love his dog that he has special wooden legs made for his dog, so he can walk and run. Then, one night, the house caught on fire. The dog burned to the ground. You have to be sort of sick to appreciate it... Susan H. P.S. No dogs are men were harmed in the preparation of this joke. -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.503 / Virus Database: 269.15.11/1093 - Release Date: 10/25/2007 5:38 PM -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.503 / Virus Database: 269.15.11/1093 - Release Date: 10/25/2007 5:38 PM -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com