[AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke

At 05:03 AM 10/26/2007, you wrote:
>Date: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 22:46:45 -0400
>From: "Arthur Fuller" <fuller.artful at gmail.com>
>Subject: [AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke
>To: "Access Developers discussion and problem solving"
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>1. What's a legal alien?

My wife and daughter.  Here in the USA from Russia on a
US visa. Legal, but alien to the USA.

>2. When someone says I slept like a baby, do they mean waking up every two
>hours screaming, with a full diaper?

or Sleep like the dead, not breathing, cold and starting to decay????


>Three statisticians went duck hunting. The first one shot 5 feet too high.
>The second one shot 5 feet too low. The third one said, "We got him!"


Sounds like an Aggie joke.  :-)


>Arthur