[AccessD] Almost Friday Humor

Darryl Collins Darryl.Collins at coles.com.au
Sun Aug 3 05:48:49 CDT 2008


Personally I liked it when you used to get a great fat box that included a manual the size of a phone book when you purchased your software.  I can see lots of good reasons why they don't do this anymore, but even so, I used to like reading those manuals in paper form.  I am not a big fan of 'on screen' or PDF help - even though it makes total economic and environmental sense not to provide the manuals anymore.

oh well...





-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com]On Behalf Of William
Hindman
Sent: Sunday, 3 August 2008 8:46 AM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Almost Friday Humor


...its funny but its not funny at the same time ...I still run a copy of the
A97 help files simply because they are better than anything since ...MUCH
better ...every once in a while you hear the MS Access team ask what we want
to see in the next revision ...there is an entire site dedicated to a list
of long standing bugs in Access, the help file prominent among them ...but
what did we get in A2k7?

...the RIBBON from hell! ...and the bugs and no-help files are still with us
:(

William

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From: "Dan Waters" <dwaters at usinternet.com>
Sent: Saturday, August 02, 2008 6:13 PM
To: "'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'"
<accessd at databaseadvisors.com>
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Almost Friday Humor

> Aaaaargh!  That made me laugh too!
>
> Thanks William :-)
>
> Dan
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of William Hindman
> Sent: Saturday, August 02, 2008 10:56 AM
> To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
> Subject: Re: [AccessD] Almost Friday Humor
>
> ...hey! ...its as good or better than 70% of the rest of what's in the
> "help" files ...imnsho, of course :)
> William
> --------------------------------------------------
> From: "Tina Norris Fields" <tinanfields at torchlake.com>
> Sent: Saturday, August 02, 2008 8:33 AM
> To: "Access Developers discussion and problem solving"
> <accessd at databaseadvisors.com>
> Subject: Re: [AccessD] Almost Friday Humor
>
>> Hi Dan,
>>
>> Okay, I get it.  But, Microsoft has been putting those ads for 2007 in
>> the Help items for long enough that I expected it and didn't get the
>> joke.  It's annoying and disappointing that they do that, but it isn't
>> new to me.
>>
>> Yours is a perfect question:  what are they doing putting advertising
>> into the Help file?  I would also like them to stop.
>>
>> Tina
>>
>> Dan Waters wrote:
>>> You're not missing anything!
>>>
>>> What is Microsoft doing putting advertising into the Help file?  That's
>>> over
>>> the top, even for them!
>>>
>>> Dan
>>>
>>> -----Original Message-----
>>> From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
>>> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Tina Norris
>>> Fields
>>> Sent: Friday, August 01, 2008 6:20 AM
>>> To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
>>> Subject: Re: [AccessD] Almost Friday Humor
>>>
>>> Okay, maybe I'm just being dense here, but all the See Also offers is
>>> the choice to buy Microsoft Office 2007 or a free trial of the Office
>>> 2007 system.  What am I missing?
>>> Tina
>>>
>>> Dan Waters wrote:
>>>
>>>> In Access Help, look for 'Configuring the Microsoft Jet Database Engine
>>>>
>>> for
>>>
>>>> ODBC Access'.
>>>>
>>>> At the bottom click on See Also.
>>>>
>>>> I know I just got done saying this one's better, but do you have to put
>>>>
>>> this
>>>
>>>> in Help?
>>>>
>>>> :-)
>>>>
>>>> Dan
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
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