[AccessD] OT Friday Humor

TGIF, because I can't resist sharing this.

As some of you many know, I recently moved to Bermuda, where the newspaper
of record is The Royal Gazette. In today's paper were the following
headlines:

1. Smoking Crack Not Good for Women with HIV.

Ya think? And what of women who don't have HIV, it's ok for them to smoke
crack? And what of men, with or without HIV?

2. All Adults in US will be Overweight within 40 years.

All? Really? Even the anorexics and bulimics?

Arthur