[AccessD] OT: Friday Humour / Humor

As a new parent I found this rather amusing...

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The Mum Test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.

She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.

I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

'Why?' My daughter asked.

'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,' I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mum, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. 'All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mum Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mum...'

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad!'

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hehehe, I make a good Dad ;)

enjoy!
Darryl

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