Max Wanadoo
max.wanadoo at gmail.com
Thu Feb 5 07:58:03 CST 2009
Oh good. That means I get another Friday tomorrow! Brilliant Max -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Andy Lacey Sent: 05 February 2009 12:51 To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' Subject: Re: [AccessD] OT Friday Love it....but it's only Thursday by my calendar, although if you're in NZ then maybe. Whatever happened to Friday OT anyway? Oh I remember. So many people found so many jokes offensive for one reason or another everyone got fed up of posting them. Sigh. Andy Lacey -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Denis Sherman Sent: 05 February 2009 11:11 To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' Subject: [AccessD] OT Friday Always remember this: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing! Lady rings her local hospital and this conversation follows: Lady - Hello, I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last week with chest pains and I just want to know if here condition has deteriorated, stabilised or improved? Hospital - Do you know which ward she is in? Lady - Yes, Ward P room 2B Hospital - I'll just put you through to the nurse station Lady - I would like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. I was wondering if her condition had deteriorated. stabilised or improved? Nurse - I'll just check her notes. I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's condition has improved. She has regained her appetite, her temperature has steadied and after some routine checks tonight, she should be well enough to go home tomorrow. Lady - Oh that's wonderful news. I'm so happy, thank you very much! Nurse - You seem very relieved. A\re you a close friend or relative? Lady - No, I'm Mrs Tiptree inn room 2B. Nobody tells you f***k all in here......... TGIF Max -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com