Heenan, Lambert
Lambert.Heenan at AIG.com
Fri Feb 6 09:25:52 CST 2009
65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Indiana plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Indiana sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Indiana drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Indiana throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Indiana have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above Zero: People in Miami all die. Hoosiers close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Indiana get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Indiana are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Indiana let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Hoosiers get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile. 40 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Indiana start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?' 50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Public schools in Indiana will open 2 hours late