[AccessD] To all you musicians...

and a demisemiquaver homiola right back at ya.....

Don B.

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Max Wanadoo" <max.wanadoo at gmail.com>
To: "'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'" 
<accessd at databaseadvisors.com>
Sent: Friday, February 06, 2009 8:33 AM
Subject: Re: [AccessD] To all you musicians...


> Music to my ears.  I NOTE he was also fined a TENOR which no doubt made 
> him
> QUAVER and more than a little CROCHET.
>
> But don't FRET we have him under lock and KEY.
>
> Maxx
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of jwcolby
> Sent: 06 February 2009 15:20
> To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
> Subject: [AccessD] To all you musicians...
>
> C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry,
> but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G
> have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the
> fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries
> to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
>
> D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me.
> I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender
> is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
> Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the
> bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found
> in this bar tonight."
>
> E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with
> nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking
> sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major
> development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
> and everything else, and is au natural.
>
> Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's
> under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of
> contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced
> to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
> facility.
>
>
> -- 
> John W. Colby
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