[AccessD] Is it cold enough for ya? Haha...

Max Wanadoo max.wanadoo at gmail.com
Fri Feb 6 11:17:31 CST 2009


Hmm.  Probably accounts for the fact I didn't see many landmarks when I was
last over.

What I did see was tons of friendly faces - great people - great country -
shit buildings!

Maxx


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[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Hewson, Jim 
Sent: 06 February 2009 17:08
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Subject: Re: [AccessD] Is it cold enough for ya? Haha...

Maxx,
You don't understand, here any building that lasts longer than 50 years
is a landmark.
When I visited over there, I was told that if it's less than 300 years
old it was new.

Jim

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[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Max Wanadoo
Sent: Friday, February 06, 2009 10:57 AM
To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Is it cold enough for ya? Haha...

> house start getting blown around

House of straw eh!

In Britland we make ours out of bricks and mortar.

Have you not hear of The Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf?

I am always amazed at what damage the wind causes folks in US of A and
you
often see only the chimney standing with everything else gone (via CNN
or
Fox TV reports etc).  Why don't you folks use Bricks, concrete, metal,
steel
- anything more robust than wood?  You even have wooden roof tiles and
then
wonder why it catches fire so easy - sheesh!

Maxx


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[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Dan Waters
Sent: 06 February 2009 16:46
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Subject: Re: [AccessD] Is it cold enough for ya? Haha...

Indiana?  C'mon . . .

In Minnesota we only shut the windows if the wind picks up and things in
the
house start getting blown around.  The temperature doesn't have anything
to
do with it.

Have a warm day!
Dan


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[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Heenan,
Lambert
Sent: Friday, February 06, 2009 9:26 AM
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Subject: [AccessD] Is it cold enough for ya? Haha...

65 above zero:

 Floridians turn on the heat.

 People in Indiana plant gardens.





 60 above zero:

 Californians shiver uncontrollably.

 People in Indiana sunbathe.





 50 above zero:

 Italian & English cars won't start.

 People in Indiana drive with the windows down.





 40 above zero:

 Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.

 People in Indiana throw on a flannel shirt.





 35 above zero:

 New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

 People in Indiana have the last cookout before it gets cold.





 20 above Zero:

 People in Miami all die.

 Hoosiers close the windows.





 Zero:

 Californians fly away to Mexico.

 People in Indiana get out their winter coats.





 10 below zero:

 Hollywood disintegrates.

 The Girl Scouts in Indiana are selling cookies door to door.





 20 below zero:

 Washington DC runs out of hot air.

 People in Indiana let the dogs sleep indoors.





 30 below zero:

 Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

 Hoosiers get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.





 40 below zero:

 ALL atomic motion stops.

 People in Indiana start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'





 50 below zero:

 Hell freezes over.

 Public schools in Indiana will open 2 hours late







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