[AccessD] Is it cold enough for ya? Haha...

Ha!  You beat me too it.  I was going to ask that.  Mind you being Scottish
is a religion all on its own - isn't that right Lambert?

Don't attack the Scots - they have powerful friends - me for example...
Upset me and I will send the tornados down!

Max


-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of jwcolby
Sent: 06 February 2009 18:16
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Is it cold enough for ya? Haha...

 > I'm a practicing atheist,

ROTFL.  How do you practice being an athiest?

;-)

I mean a "practicing doctor or lawyer" means they actually doctor or lawyer.
Do you actually athiest?

<g>

John W. Colby
www.ColbyConsulting.com


Heenan, Lambert wrote:
> Thanks for that Max,
> 
> I'm a practicing atheist, but appreciate the 'local call' sentiment. Very
amusing. :-)
> 
> Lambert
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Max Wanadoo
> Sent: Friday, February 06, 2009 12:12 PM
> To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
> Subject: Re: [AccessD] Is it cold enough for ya? Haha...
> 
> I wish I had of know you were a Scot, Lambert.
> 
> I love the Scots.  Great people with great hearts great sense of humour
and great passion.
> 
> Recently saw Braveheart and cried for William Wallace.
> My best mate Rob is a Scotsman and he cries whenever he hears the pipes,
Flower of Scotland or a lament or too many drams (in his case that is a lot
of drams - ha!).
> 
> Here is something for yeese!
> 
> Maxx
> 
> An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the
world.
> He bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando , thinking that he
would start by working his way across the USA from South to North .
> On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed
a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per
call' .
> 
> The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what
the telephone was used for .
> The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
$10,000 you could talk to God .
> 
> The American thanked the priest and went along his way .
> 
> Next stop was in Atlanta . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
same looking golden telephone with the same sign under it.
> He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and
he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was .
> 
> She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he
could talk to God .
> 'O.K., thank you,' said the American .
> 
> He then travelled all across America , Africa, England , Japan , New
Zealand . In every church he saw the same looking golden telephone with the
same '$US10,000 per call' sign under it. .
> 
> The American decided to travel to Scotland to see if Scots had the same
phone .
> He arrived in Scotland and again, in the first church he entered, there
was the same looking golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read
'40 pence per call.'
> 
> The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign .
> 'Father, I've travelled all over the world and I've seen this same golden
telephone in many churches . I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,
but in all of them price was $10,000 per call . Why is it so cheap here?'
> 
> The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Scotland now, son - it's a
local call' .
> 
> If you are proud to be a Scot pass this on!
> Or proud to know one!
>  -----------------------------------------------
> 
> 
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