[AccessD] Is it cold enough for ya? Haha...

Max Wanadoo max.wanadoo at gmail.com
Fri Feb 6 12:24:22 CST 2009


Aha.  But that was before Dan had patented the Storm Closet....no?

Max
Ps. Bad images though.  Can't begin to imagine the distress all that caused.

-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of
Elizabeth.J.Doering at wellsfargo.com
Sent: 06 February 2009 18:14
To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Is it cold enough for ya? Haha...

 
When I was a student at Gustavus Adolphus college in Minnesota, I lived
in three different student-housing buildings.  One all brick, two
traditional wood construction.  All three buildings were nearing their
100th birthdays in 1998, when a tornado went through campus and the town
of St. Peter, MN.  All three of "my houses" were destroyed, regardless
of the type of construction.  Do a Google image search (or here:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=gustavus+tornado&btnG=Search+Ima
ges&gbv=2) for tons of pictures....

Thanks, 

Liz 



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-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Dan Waters
Sent: Friday, February 06, 2009 11:44 AM
To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Is it cold enough for ya? Haha...

In Minnesota, sooner or later it all gets hit by a tornado.  And even if
you had a solid steel box for a house, it will still get picked up and
carried a Km or so, and badly dented when it drops back down to the
ground.  That Wizard of Oz stuff is a Good day!

So, we build to survive for a while, and pay insurance for when it
doesn't.

Also in Minnesota, there are no wooden roof tiles - wouldn't last for a
single winter!  

Dan

-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Max Wanadoo
Sent: Friday, February 06, 2009 10:57 AM
To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Is it cold enough for ya? Haha...

> house start getting blown around

House of straw eh!

In Britland we make ours out of bricks and mortar.

Have you not hear of The Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf?

I am always amazed at what damage the wind causes folks in US of A and
you often see only the chimney standing with everything else gone (via
CNN or Fox TV reports etc).  Why don't you folks use Bricks, concrete,
metal, steel
- anything more robust than wood?  You even have wooden roof tiles and
then wonder why it catches fire so easy - sheesh!

Maxx


-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Dan Waters
Sent: 06 February 2009 16:46
To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Is it cold enough for ya? Haha...

Indiana?  C'mon . . .

In Minnesota we only shut the windows if the wind picks up and things in
the house start getting blown around.  The temperature doesn't have
anything to do with it.

Have a warm day!
Dan


-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Heenan,
Lambert
Sent: Friday, February 06, 2009 9:26 AM
To: 'Access-D Email (accessd at databaseadvisors.com)'
Subject: [AccessD] Is it cold enough for ya? Haha...

65 above zero:

 Floridians turn on the heat.

 People in Indiana plant gardens.





 60 above zero:

 Californians shiver uncontrollably.

 People in Indiana sunbathe.





 50 above zero:

 Italian & English cars won't start.

 People in Indiana drive with the windows down.





 40 above zero:

 Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.

 People in Indiana throw on a flannel shirt.





 35 above zero:

 New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

 People in Indiana have the last cookout before it gets cold.





 20 above Zero:

 People in Miami all die.

 Hoosiers close the windows.





 Zero:

 Californians fly away to Mexico.

 People in Indiana get out their winter coats.





 10 below zero:

 Hollywood disintegrates.

 The Girl Scouts in Indiana are selling cookies door to door.





 20 below zero:

 Washington DC runs out of hot air.

 People in Indiana let the dogs sleep indoors.





 30 below zero:

 Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

 Hoosiers get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.





 40 below zero:

 ALL atomic motion stops.

 People in Indiana start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'





 50 below zero:

 Hell freezes over.

 Public schools in Indiana will open 2 hours late







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