[AccessD] Converting Customers to VB.Net

Oooooooooooooooooooo...wicked!!!!!! 

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From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Drew Wutka
Sent: Wednesday, July 01, 2009 5:41 PM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Converting Customers to VB.Net

Funny, I was taking a copter flight through Redmond a while back, and the
pilot got lost in the fog.  He was getting worried that we wouldn't make it
back to SeaTac, when we saw an office building looming out of the fog.  I
wrote a sign that said 'Where are we?' and held it up to the glass for the
office workers to see.  They scurried around, and came back with their own
sign, 'You're in a helicopter'.  I immediately knew where we were, and told
the pilot which direction SeaTac was.  

He was impressed, and wanted to know how I knew where we were.  I told him
that the office folk's reply was technically correct, yet completely
useless, so we had to be outside of Microsoft's tech support!

;)

Drew

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[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of jwcolby
Sent: Monday, June 29, 2009 10:59 PM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Converting Customers to VB.Net

ROTFL.

I was just at his house the other day.  Bill sent his jet into the Hickory
regional airport to pick me up.  They tell me it's the first time a 747 has
ever landed their and they were holding their breath that it would get back
off the ground.  Of course they told me this AFTER I got back.

Anyway, I had coffee with him and the wife.  Just chit chat you know.
He wanted to let me know that
if I didn't lighten up I'd never make MSVP.  He's such a nice guy, I have to
say.  He seemed really interested in my welfare.  I tried to raise the bug
issue thing but he just blew it off.  Something about nobody listened to him
either anymore (not that I really believe him).

So I gave him some worthwhile tips on what charities to spend a little of
that fund of his on.  He also strong armed me for a couple of million $
donation.  How can you say no to a guy like that?

I guess my MSVP chances aren't too good now though, after this whole
2007 thing.  8(

I really have to learn to keep my mouth shut.

John W. Colby
www.ColbyConsulting.com

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