Michael Bahr
jedi at charm.net
Mon Jun 8 12:35:54 CDT 2009
> Well, here is my wife's take on the matter. Of course she is no > mathematician. > > . > . > . > > OK, so isn't this mathematically incorrect from the get-go? (if * means > multiplication, anyway). It should be Woman = time + money; and if time = > money, then it should be woman = time = money. We are the same as money! > You strike it rich when you find a good woman! Good being the operative word--if this were true. You must use the substitution principle here so you will have: woman = time + time or 2 * time or woman = twice as much time or woman = money + money or 2 * money or woman = twice the money Either way ... Mike... > > Love, > > M- > > John W. Colby > www.ColbyConsulting.com > > > Kostas Konstantinidis wrote: >> Just a short break... >> >> Tickler for your free time... >> >> >> >> 1. To find a Woman usually you need Time and Money therefore: >> >> Woman = Time * Money >> >> 2. but as we know "Time is Money" so >> >> Time = Money >> >> 3. Therefore: >> >> Woman = Money * Money or else >> >> Woman = (Money)2 >> >> 4. "Money is the root of all the problems" so: >> >> Money = >> 5. Therefore: >> >> Woman = ()2 >> >> 6. Consequently >> Woman = Problems >> >> >> >> Does anybody know how to syntax it in SQL??? >> >> >> >> Be well all of you >> >> /kostas >> >> >> > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com >