[AccessD] OT: Friday Joke - Canny eh?

Hi MaX:

Perfect. :-)

Jim


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Subject: [AccessD] OT: Friday Joke - Canny eh?


> 
> A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and

> says,  "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother
and 
> I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
> 
> 'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

> "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer" the father says.
> "We're sick of each other and I'm  sick of talking about this, so you call

>   your sister in Leeds and tell her."

> Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell

> they're getting divorced!" she  shouts, "I'll take care of this!" 

> She calls Scotland  immediately, and screams at her father "You are NOT 
> getting divorced. Don't do a  single thing until I get there. I'm calling
my 
> brother back, and we'll both be  there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a
thing, 
> DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs  up.

> The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Sorted! They're  
> coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'


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