Dean Davids
dnod at aol.com
Tue Aug 30 06:58:07 CDT 2011
Actually, that one may work. Dean S. Davids www.cmbscorp.com 954-868-4421 On Aug 30, 2011, at 7:52 AM, jwcolby <jwcolby at colbyconsulting.com> wrote: > I think the very worst Access pickup line might well be > > 1) I love your back end! > > John W. Colby > www.ColbyConsulting.com > > On 8/29/2011 2:04 PM, Susan Harkins wrote: >> Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines >> >> To commemorate the one year anniversary of the Access Junkie Top 10 List, here's another list to help you get through a tough workday. In addition, since it is the weekend, these should come in handy as you're out on the town. Most of these can be used with either gender, but some are obviously gender specific. >> >> A word of caution here! These pick-up lines will probably work on only the MOST intelligent of prospective mates. Most of the time, however, you will be met with mixed results. By "mixed" I mean you will most likely have a mixed drink tossed in your face!! >> >> So here you go: Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines: >> >> 10. Compile here often? >> >> 9. What's your sign? DAO or ADO? >> >> 8. WOW! You just put a Breakpoint right on my heart! >> >> 7. I would love to hear you talk SQL to me. >> >> 6. Want to go back to my place and Debug a few hundred lines of code? >> >> 5. Hi there, I don't think we've been properly Dimmed. >> >> 4. Is that an Add-In in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? >> >> 3. You show me your References and I'll show you mine! >> >> 2. Would you like to go out back and play in Sandbox mode? >> . >> . >> . >> . >> . >> . >> And the number one worst Access Pick-Up Line: >> >> 1. What are the chances of you and I getting to Third Normal Form? >> (splash) >> >> >> >> <http://www.accessmvp.com/JConrad/accessjunkie/toptenlists.html#pickuplines> >> >> Can't believe I've never seen this before. :) > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com