[AccessD] :)

ROTFLMAO!

Charlotte Foust

On Tue, Aug 30, 2011 at 2:02 PM, Rocky Smolin <rockysmolin at bchacc.com>wrote:

> With that obsolete floppy you're sporting?  I don't think so...
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> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Stuart
> McLachlan
> Sent: August 30, 2011 1:55 PM
> To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
> Subject: Re: [AccessD] :)
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> Can my Front End access you back End?
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> Stuart
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> On 30 Aug 2011 at 7:58, Dean Davids wrote:
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> > Actually, that one may work.
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> > Dean S. Davids
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> > On Aug 30, 2011, at 7:52 AM, jwcolby <jwcolby at colbyconsulting.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> > > I think the very worst Access pickup line might well be
> > >
> > > 1) I love your back end!
> > >
> > > John W. Colby
> > > www.ColbyConsulting.com
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> > >
> > > On 8/29/2011 2:04 PM, Susan Harkins wrote:
> > >> Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines
> > >>
> > >> To commemorate the one year anniversary of the Access Junkie Top 10
> > >> List, here's another list to help you get through a tough workday.
> > >> In addition, since it is the weekend, these should come in handy as
> > >> you're out on the town. Most of these can be used with either
> > >> gender, but some are obviously gender specific.
> > >>
> > >> A word of caution here! These pick-up lines will probably work on
> > >> only the MOST intelligent of prospective mates. Most of the time,
> > >> however, you will be met with mixed results. By "mixed" I mean you
> > >> will most likely have a mixed drink tossed in your face!!
> > >>
> > >> So here you go: Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines:
> > >>
> > >> 10. Compile here often?
> > >>
> > >> 9. What's your sign? DAO or ADO?
> > >>
> > >> 8. WOW! You just put a Breakpoint right on my heart!
> > >>
> > >> 7. I would love to hear you talk SQL to me.
> > >>
> > >> 6. Want to go back to my place and Debug a few hundred lines of
> > >> code?
> > >>
> > >> 5. Hi there, I don't think we've been properly Dimmed.
> > >>
> > >> 4. Is that an Add-In in your pocket or are you just happy to see
> > >> me?
> > >>
> > >> 3. You show me your References and I'll show you mine!
> > >>
> > >> 2. Would you like to go out back and play in Sandbox mode?
> > >> .
> > >> .
> > >> .
> > >> .
> > >> .
> > >> .
> > >> And the number one worst Access Pick-Up Line:
> > >>
> > >> 1. What are the chances of you and I getting to Third Normal Form?
> > >> (splash)
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> <http://www.accessmvp.com/JConrad/accessjunkie/toptenlists.html#pic
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> > >> kuplines>
> > >>
> > >> Can't believe I've never seen this before. :)
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