Dan Waters
df.waters at comcast.net
Wed Aug 31 07:58:55 CDT 2011
So is having a 'Hard' Drive ... :-) -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Jim Dettman Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2011 8:01 AM To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' Subject: Re: [AccessD] :) That's priceless... Jim. -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Rocky Smolin Sent: Tuesday, August 30, 2011 05:02 PM To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' Subject: Re: [AccessD] :) With that obsolete floppy you're sporting? I don't think so... R -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Stuart McLachlan Sent: August 30, 2011 1:55 PM To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving Subject: Re: [AccessD] :) Can my Front End access you back End? -- Stuart On 30 Aug 2011 at 7:58, Dean Davids wrote: > Actually, that one may work. > > > Dean S. Davids > www.cmbscorp.com > 954-868-4421 > > On Aug 30, 2011, at 7:52 AM, jwcolby <jwcolby at colbyconsulting.com> > wrote: > > > I think the very worst Access pickup line might well be > > > > 1) I love your back end! > > > > John W. Colby > > www.ColbyConsulting.com > > > > On 8/29/2011 2:04 PM, Susan Harkins wrote: > >> Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines > >> > >> To commemorate the one year anniversary of the Access Junkie Top 10 > >> List, here's another list to help you get through a tough workday. > >> In addition, since it is the weekend, these should come in handy as > >> you're out on the town. Most of these can be used with either > >> gender, but some are obviously gender specific. > >> > >> A word of caution here! These pick-up lines will probably work on > >> only the MOST intelligent of prospective mates. Most of the time, > >> however, you will be met with mixed results. By "mixed" I mean you > >> will most likely have a mixed drink tossed in your face!! > >> > >> So here you go: Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines: > >> > >> 10. Compile here often? > >> > >> 9. What's your sign? DAO or ADO? > >> > >> 8. WOW! You just put a Breakpoint right on my heart! > >> > >> 7. I would love to hear you talk SQL to me. > >> > >> 6. Want to go back to my place and Debug a few hundred lines of > >> code? > >> > >> 5. Hi there, I don't think we've been properly Dimmed. > >> > >> 4. Is that an Add-In in your pocket or are you just happy to see > >> me? > >> > >> 3. You show me your References and I'll show you mine! > >> > >> 2. Would you like to go out back and play in Sandbox mode? > >> . > >> . > >> . > >> . > >> . > >> . > >> And the number one worst Access Pick-Up Line: > >> > >> 1. What are the chances of you and I getting to Third Normal Form? > >> (splash) > >> > >> > >> > >> <http://www.accessmvp.com/JConrad/accessjunkie/toptenlists.html#pic > >> kuplines> > >> > >> Can't believe I've never seen this before. :) > > -- > > AccessD mailing list > > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com > > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com > -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com