[AccessD] OT: Friday Humour a few days late

Arthur Fuller fuller.artful at gmail.com
Tue Jan 11 16:12:57 CST 2011


Only in America

Only in  America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.



Only in  America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
a diet coke.



Only in  America ......do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.



Only in  America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.



Only in America....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.



EVER WONDER....

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?



Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?



Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?



Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?



Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, but dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?



Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?



Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?



Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?



Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?



You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?



Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



I like this one!

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Arthur



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