[AccessD] New Project

Thanks in advance, Arthur!

Charlotte

On Tue, Apr 3, 2012 at 8:07 PM, Arthur Fuller <fuller.artful at gmail.com>wrote:

> Two members of this list, Jim Dettman and Arthur Fuller, are pleased to
> announce the completion of a secret project they are beginning tomorrow. It
> will forever alter the current beliefs about the world as we know it. In a
> word, the team has demonstrated that the universe is an involuted
> hypersphere revolving within a torus. The final verifications begin
> tomorrow and were completed yesterday. Perhaps the most breathtaking thing
> is, it was all done in Access and SQL Server, each compressed sufficiently
> that they can run together in 64K of RAM, running CP/M at 4Mz.
>
> How, you might ask, was this possible? Sometimes the simplest solutions
> take centuries to discover. Take the air out of a Zero and you have a One.
> Then the whole program can be expressed as a sequence of Ones. Then you RAR
> the result and presto! Took years of work, but after the fact everything
> looks easy.
>
> An additional benefit is its extremely fast download. The team
> subcontracted some disgraced physicists (recently resigned from CERN) to
> build a faster-than-light download scheme, so it arrives before you click
> the Download button.
>
> Thanks to all you geniuses at AccessD. We couldn't have done it without
> you! Well, actually, it already was. Version 2 was twice as fast as Version
> 1, and therefore arrived sooner.
>
> This announcement was sent on April 3, but thanks to this revolutionary
> technology, you'll receive it the day before yesterday..
>
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> Just because light is fast, doesn't mean she's easy.
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