[AccessD] New Project

There was a young fellow named Bright
Who could travel much faster than light.
He departed one day
In a relative way
And returned the previous night

On Wed, Apr 4, 2012 at 9:13 PM, Charlotte Foust
<charlotte.foust at gmail.com>wrote:

> This whole thread is off as a result!!  LOL
>
> Charlotte
>
> On Wed, Apr 4, 2012 at 8:10 AM, jwcolby <jwcolby at colbyconsulting.com>
> wrote:
>
> > I think you have a bug as I received the news two weeks ago.
> >
> > Part of your problem is storing the state of the deflated zeros takes
> more
> > room than the zeros themselves.  However Ones do transmit faster as they
> > are not as wide.  What you lose in compression you make up in transmit
> > speed, but some of your calculations are off as a result.
> >
> > John W. Colby
> > Colby Consulting
> >
> > Reality is what refuses to go away
> > when you do not believe in it
> >
> >
> > On 4/3/2012 11:07 PM, Arthur Fuller wrote:
> >
> >> Two members of this list, Jim Dettman and Arthur Fuller, are pleased to
> >> announce the completion of a secret project they are beginning tomorrow.
> >> It
> >> will forever alter the current beliefs about the world as we know it.
> In a
> >> word, the team has demonstrated that the universe is an involuted
> >> hypersphere revolving within a torus. The final verifications begin
> >> tomorrow and were completed yesterday. Perhaps the most breathtaking
> thing
> >> is, it was all done in Access and SQL Server, each compressed
> sufficiently
> >> that they can run together in 64K of RAM, running CP/M at 4Mz.
> >>
> >> How, you might ask, was this possible? Sometimes the simplest solutions
> >> take centuries to discover. Take the air out of a Zero and you have a
> One.
> >> Then the whole program can be expressed as a sequence of Ones. Then you
> >> RAR
> >> the result and presto! Took years of work, but after the fact everything
> >> looks easy.
> >>
> >> An additional benefit is its extremely fast download. The team
> >> subcontracted some disgraced physicists (recently resigned from CERN) to
> >> build a faster-than-light download scheme, so it arrives before you
> click
> >> the Download button.
> >>
> >> Thanks to all you geniuses at AccessD. We couldn't have done it without
> >> you! Well, actually, it already was. Version 2 was twice as fast as
> >> Version
> >> 1, and therefore arrived sooner.
> >>
> >> This announcement was sent on April 3, but thanks to this revolutionary
> >> technology, you'll receive it the day before yesterday..
> >>
> >>
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