[AccessD] OT: Database joke

Rocky Smolin rockysmolin at bchacc.com
Mon Aug 20 11:36:19 CDT 2012


ORDER BY who?

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[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Gustav Brock
Sent: Monday, August 20, 2012 9:39 AM
To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
Subject: Re: [AccessD] OT: Database joke

Hi Arthur

Walks? I thought a query runs?
Or is that the waiter - to get the order?

/gustav


>>> fuller.artful at gmail.com 20-08-12 17:46 >>>
This query walks into a bar and joins two tables. The waiter says, "What did
you do that for?" The query replies, "I like this View."

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Arthur
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