[AccessD] Morning smile

Sometimes the silliest jokes are the funniest. I've been giggling over this
one for a while now. I heard it on cbc radio this morning.

A Canadian World War II pilot was shot down over Holland. As his burning
plane dove toward the ground he lost consciousness. Later he awoke to find
himself, a couple of limbs in suspended casts and the most of the rest in
bandages. A nurse was gazing at him.

"Did I come here to die?" he asked.
"No," she replied in a thick Australian accent. "You came here yesterday."

Arthur