[AccessD] Morning smile

I'm not sure if Australian commonwealth troops participated in the northern
European theater of WWII. I know they were in the N. African theater. 

Maybe Holland should be replaced by "New Holland". Then it would at least be
in the same hemisphere as Australia.

Oh, well, I chuckled anyway :-)

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[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Dan Waters
Sent: Sunday, February 10, 2013 2:52 PM
To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Morning smile

OK - this looks like it would be funny if I could get it.  Is there a place
called Holland in Australia?  Does this have something to do with 'down
under'?  Maybe you have to not be an American to understand?

Dan

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[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Arthur Fuller
Sent: Sunday, February 10, 2013 12:00 PM
To: Peter Brawley
Subject: [AccessD] Morning smile

Sometimes the silliest jokes are the funniest. I've been giggling over this
one for a while now. I heard it on cbc radio this morning.

A Canadian World War II pilot was shot down over Holland. As his burning
plane dove toward the ground he lost consciousness. Later he awoke to find
himself, a couple of limbs in suspended casts and the most of the rest in
bandages. A nurse was gazing at him.

"Did I come here to die?" he asked.
"No," she replied in a thick Australian accent. "You came here yesterday."

Arthur
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