John Bartow
john at winhaven.net
Sun Feb 10 23:35:30 CST 2013
When I worked for the county office Dilbert was reality. I kept a copy of the first Dilbert book on my shelf and referred to it as the "employee handbook" :-) -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Stuart McLachlan Sent: Sunday, February 10, 2013 11:10 PM To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving Subject: Re: [AccessD] Morning smile It's just another case of thread drift. As the old saying goes, "Don't sweat the petty things"* And from what I've seen over the years in some organisationa, Dilbert IS a documentary :-) -- Stuart * Instead, pet the sweaty things On 10 Feb 2013 at 21:02, Rocky Smolin wrote: > It was a joke! A JOKE! You think Dilbert is a documentary? G'day mate. > > R > > > -----Original Message----- > From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com > [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Steve Goodhall > Sent: Sunday, February 10, 2013 6:08 PM > To: Access Developers discussion and problemsolving > Subject: Re: [AccessD] Morning smile > > I know that ANZAC troops fought in Greece during WWII. Not sure about > Northern Europe. > > Steve Goodhall > > -----Original message----- > From: John Bartow <john at winhaven.net> > To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' > <accessd at databaseadvisors.com> > Sent: Sun, Feb 10, 2013 23:51:52 GMT+00:00 > Subject: Re: [AccessD] Morning smile > > I'm not sure if Australian commonwealth troops participated in the northern > European theater of WWII. I know they were in the N. African theater. > > Maybe Holland should be replaced by "New Holland". Then it would at least be > in the same hemisphere as Australia. > > Oh, well, I chuckled anyway :-) > > -----Original Message----- > From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com > [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Dan Waters > Sent: Sunday, February 10, 2013 2:52 PM > To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' > Subject: Re: [AccessD] Morning smile > > OK - this looks like it would be funny if I could get it. Is there a place > called Holland in Australia? Does this have something to do with 'down > under'? Maybe you have to not be an American to understand? > > Dan > > -----Original Message----- > From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com > [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Arthur Fuller > Sent: Sunday, February 10, 2013 12:00 PM > To: Peter Brawley > Subject: [AccessD] Morning smile > > Sometimes the silliest jokes are the funniest. I've been giggling over this > one for a while now. I heard it on cbc radio this morning. > > A Canadian World War II pilot was shot down over Holland. As his burning > plane dove toward the ground he lost consciousness. Later he awoke to find > himself, a couple of limbs in suspended casts and the most of the rest in > bandages. A nurse was gazing at him. > > "Did I come here to die?" he asked. > "No," she replied in a thick Australian accent. "You came here yesterday." > > Arthur > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com > > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com > > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com > > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com > > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com > -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com