David A Gibson
davidalangibson2010 at gmail.com
Mon Mar 10 07:50:37 CDT 2014
How true. -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Jim Dettman Sent: Monday, March 10, 2014 7:38 AM To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' Subject: Re: [AccessD] Tony's back.... One of my fav quotes: "There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't." Jim. -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Stuart McLachlan Sent: Monday, March 10, 2014 01:51 AM To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving Subject: Re: [AccessD] Tony's back.... Just for Tony, here's an even shorter programmer's joke: Let he who is without sin use sqrt(1-cos^2) -- Stuart On 10 Mar 2014 at 1:29, Bill Benson wrote: > Good thing that joke wasn't very LONG. > On Mar 10, 2014 1:12 AM, "John W Colby" <jwcolby at gmail.com> wrote: > > > LOL, Tony's back with a vengeance. We love you too buddy. > > > > A programmer walks into a bar and orders > > 1.00000000001000000...897175 > >> root beers. The bartender says, "I'll have to charge you > >> > > extra; that's a root beer float". And the programmer says, "In that > > case, make it a double". > > > > John W. Colby > > > > Reality is what refuses to go away > > when you do not believe in it > > > > On 3/9/2014 9:57 PM, Tony Septav wrote: > > > >> Hey All > >> You PMO > >> I am a programmer and developer, not a TECH FAN. This is an ACCESS > >> line not a forum for a bunch of techie boys, go somewhere else to > >> discuss. Do not insult me. I truly take offence at your pompous > >> attitudes. > >> > >> This is why this list has fallen apart. Like or leave it. > >> > >> Tony Septav > >> Nanaimo, BC > >> Canada > >> > >> > > > > > > --- > > This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus > > protection is active. http://www.avast.com -- AccessD mailing list > > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: > > http://www.databaseadvisors.com > > > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com > -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com