[AccessD] OT - Humor

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I
have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact,
more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no
longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology
with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and
without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".


I about to wrap up my day so I thought I'd share a chuckle.

David Gibson