[AccessD] OT: Friday humour

Jim Lawrence accessd at shaw.ca
Tue Mar 7 17:06:45 CST 2017


Ha ha ha....brilliant. :-)

Jim

----- Original Message -----
From: "Bill Benson" <bensonforums at gmail.com>
To: "Access Developers discussion and problem solving" <accessd at databaseadvisors.com>
Sent: Tuesday, March 7, 2017 10:43:37 AM
Subject: Re: [AccessD] OT: Friday humour

Is that a hex key in your pocket or are you just happy to free me?

On Mon, Mar 6, 2017 at 8:22 PM, Jim Lawrence <accessd at shaw.ca> wrote:

> Given this situation, anyone with a hex key in their pocket, near the
> border, could be arrested for suspicion. ;-)
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Bill Benson" <bensonforums at gmail.com>
> To: "Access Developers discussion and problem solving" <
> accessd at databaseadvisors.com>
> Sent: Sunday, March 5, 2017 3:24:24 PM
> Subject: Re: [AccessD] OT: Friday humour
>
> " assembled with the help of a hex key"
>
> Is that for added security?  (ie, encryption)?
>
> On Sat, Mar 4, 2017 at 2:29 PM, Jim Lawrence <accessd at shaw.ca> wrote:
>
> > Good thinking. ;-)
> >
> > Jim
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "John Colby" <jwcolby at gmail.com>
> > To: "Access Developers discussion and problem solving" <
> > accessd at databaseadvisors.com>
> > Sent: Friday, March 3, 2017 4:22:00 PM
> > Subject: Re: [AccessD] OT: Friday humour
> >
> > Maybe the one of our political parties could fund an IkeaWall around
> > Washington DC, thus "walling in" the insanity currently emanating from
> > the white house?  This might actually work as those inside would likely
> > never be able to figure out how to make a hole in it to escape.  We
> > could just wait for a few months, come back and bury the bodies, then
> > start a whole new government.
> >
> > Or perhaps a kickstarter project to pay for the whole thing?  And MUCH
> > cheaper than one for the whole border.
> >
> > On 3/3/2017 2:35 PM, Jim Lawrence wrote:
> > > Hilarious. :-)
> > >
> > > Jim
> > >
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: "Gustav Brock" <gustav at cactus.dk>
> > > To: "Access Developers discussion and problem solving" <
> > accessd at databaseadvisors.com>
> > > Sent: Thursday, March 2, 2017 11:22:22 PM
> > > Subject: [AccessD] OT: Friday humour
> > >
> > > Hi all
> > >
> > > At least in Scandinavia we all know about IKEA and all the (not always
> > fair) jokes about the shortcomings of their products.
> > >
> > > In case you have missed it, this posting from The Postillon is great as
> > it is two-fold - which you'll notice when you study the parts list:
> > >
> > >      http://www.the-postillon.com/2017/01/border-wall-ikea.html
> > >
> > > Further, which you may not catch, the naming - when read in Swedish -
> is
> > joking with the typical Swedish pronunciation in "school English" of the
> > English words. As Danes, of course we love that here at the office!
> > >
> > > /gustav
> >
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