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<DIV><SPAN class=170124907-12022003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>Did I
sleep so well I missed a couple of days? No? C'mon John it's not Friday. Please
stick to the rules.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P><FONT size=2>Andy Lacey<BR><A
href="http://www.minstersystems.co.uk/">http://www.minstersystems.co.uk</A><BR><BR></FONT></P>
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<DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader lang=en-us dir=ltr align=left><FONT
face=Tahoma size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B>
accessd-admin@databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-admin@databaseadvisors.com]
<B>On Behalf Of </B>John W. Colby<BR><B>Sent:</B> 12 February 2003
04:12<BR><B>To:</B> AccessD<BR><B>Subject:</B> [AccessD] Humor: 100 per cent
plus<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>
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color=#000080 size=3>What makes 100%?<BR><BR>Ever wonder about those people
who say they are giving more than 100% ??<BR><BR>We have all been to those
meetings whe<SPAN class=403181004-12022003>r</SPAN>e someone wants over
100%.<BR>How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove
helpful.<BR><BR>IF:<BR>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y
Z<BR><BR>IS represented as:<BR>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26.<BR>Then:<BR><U>H A R D W O R K:</U><BR>8 1
18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% <BR><BR></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><FONT
color=#000080><FONT size=3><U>K N O W L E D G E:<BR>11
14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%<BR><BR></U>but,</FONT></FONT></FONT><U><BR><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=3>A T T I T
U D E:<BR></FONT></U><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=3>1
20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%<BR><BR><U>B U L L S H I
T:</U><BR>2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%<BR><BR>So, it stands to reason that hard
work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but
bullshit will put you over the top.<BR><BR>And look how far "ass-kissing" will
take you.<BR><BR></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><FONT color=#000080><FONT
size=3><U>A S S - K I S S I N G:<BR></U>1 29
19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%!!!!!<BR><BR>You can take it from
there.</FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT lang=0
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<P><FONT size=2>John W. Colby<BR>Colby
Consulting<BR>www.ColbyConsulting.com</FONT> </P><FONT
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