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face=Arial>A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up
her<FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">
</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF">shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of
arguing over which</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <BR><FONT size=2><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" FAMILY="SANSSERIF">one should go and answer
the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps<SPAN class=867255913-13022003>
</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF">herself up in a towel and runs Downstairs.</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT>
<BR><BR><FONT size=2><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF">When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door
neighbor. Before<SPAN class=867255913-13022003> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">she says a
word, Bob says, " I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that
towel</FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> <BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">that you have
on."</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <BR><BR><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">After thinking for a
moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> </FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">front of Bob. After
a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves.</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT>
<BR><BR><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF">Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps
back up in</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> </FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF">the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the
bathroom, her</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <BR><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">husband asks from the shower "Who was
that?"</FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">
<BR><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF">"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT>
<BR><BR><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF">"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the 800
dollars he</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> </FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF">owes me?"</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT>
<BR><BR><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF">Moral of the story: If you share critical information
pertaining to credit</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> </FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF">and risk in time with your stakeholders, you may be in a
position to</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <BR><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">prevent avoidable exposure</FONT></FONT><FONT
face=Arial><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">Corporate lesson
2:</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <BR><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side
of the road, he</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> </FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She
got in and crossed</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <BR><FONT size=2><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" FAMILY="SANSSERIF">her legs, forcing her gown
to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had<SPAN class=867255913-13022003>
</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF">a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car,
he</FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">stealthfully
slid</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <FONT size=2><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" FAMILY="SANSSERIF">his hand up her leg. The
nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father,<SPAN class=867255913-13022003>
</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF">remember psalm 129?"</FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF">The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced
himself to</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF">remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes
from her leg.</FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> <BR></FONT><FONT
size=2><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" FAMILY="SANSSERIF">Further
on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The<SPAN
class=867255913-13022003> </SPAN></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" FAMILY="SANSSERIF">nun once again said,
"Father, remember psalm 129?"</FONT></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <BR><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">Once again
the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."</FONT></FONT><FONT
face=Arial><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a
meaningful glance and</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the
priest rushed to</FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> <BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">retrieve a
bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek,</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">further up, you will
find glory."</FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">
<BR><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF">Moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job, or
you might miss</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <BR><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">a great opportunity!</FONT></FONT><FONT
face=Arial><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> <BR><BR><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">Corporate Lesson
3:</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <BR><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">Usually the staff of the company play football. The
middle level managers</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> </FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">are more interested in Tennis. The top management
usually has a preference</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <BR><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">for
Golf.</FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">
<BR><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF">Finding: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce
in size.</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <BR><BR><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">Corporate Lesson
4:</FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">A sales rep, an
administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">when they find an
antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a</FONT></FONT><FONT
face=Arial><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant
three wishes, so I'll</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">give each of you just one."</FONT></FONT><FONT
face=Arial><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" FAMILY="SANSSERIF">
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" FAMILY="SANSSERIF">"Me
first! Me first!" <SPAN class=867255913-13022003>says</SPAN> the admin
clerk. "I want to be in the</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"><SPAN class=867255913-13022003> </SPAN></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">Bahamas, driving a
speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF">gone.</FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" FAMILY="SANSSERIF">In astonishment, "Me next!
Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT><SPAN
class=867255913-13022003> </SPAN><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal
masseuse, an endless supply</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> </FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's
gone.</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <BR><BR><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">"OK, you're up," the
Genie says to the manager. The manager says," I want</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> </FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">those two back in
the office after lunch."</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"></FONT> <BR><BR><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">Moral of story:
Always let your boss have the first say.</FONT></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">
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