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<DIV><FONT size=2><SPAN class=609182016-14022003>Some Chinese
Proverbs</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<P>CHINESE PROVERBS</P>
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<P>Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.</P>
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<P>Man who run in front of car get tired.</P>
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<P>Man who run behind car get exhausted.</P>
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<P>Man with one chopstick go hungry.</P>
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<P>Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.</P>
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<P>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.</P>
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<P>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.</P>
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<P>War does not determine who is right, war determine</P>
<P>who is left.</P>
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<P>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in</P>
<P>cat house.</P>
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<P>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.</P>
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<P>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.</P>
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<P>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in</P>
<P>basement.</P>
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<P>> > > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.</P>
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<P>> > > Crowded elevator smell different to midget.</P>
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<P>> > >Woman who spring on innerspring this spring</P>
<P>> > >have offspring next spring.</P>
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