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<P>ooooo...yes...beg!<BR>OK -</P>
<P>This guy dies and goes to hell (he was an Access developer) The Devil (he's a user) meets him and says "Everybody thinks I'm such a bad guy, but you know everybody who comes here gets a choice where their going to spend eternity" So, they walk down this long corridor with closed doors on both sides. Mr. D (not me) opens the first door and the guy looks in and sees people up to their necks in poop. He says, "Well, I've been in deep poop before, and I don't care for it, unless of course, I can email the AccessD List". Mr.D says "Most of those guys are down here, or will be, but no, we have no reliable ISP". So they go further down the hall and Mr.D opens another door and the guy sees people up to their waist in poop. He says " I don't know, that's still pretty deep". So they go further down the hall and the guy looks in another room and sees people standing in ankle deep poop,and drinking coffee and eating donuts, and he says "hey, this reminds me of my last account, except the poop was stinkier, I'll take this one". So he goes in to spend eternity. After about 5 minutes of eating donuts and drinking coffee, the Devil comes back and says "OK, coffee breaks over, back on your heads!"</P>
<P>Enjoy the weekend and stay out of the tobacco field!</P>
<P>_D<BR></P></DIV><BR><BR><BR>"Things are only free to the extent that you don't pay for them".-Don Elliker
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<DIV></DIV>>From: allcop.pc@t-online.de (Bettina Giehr)
<DIV></DIV>>Reply-To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving<ACCESSD@DATABASEADVISORS.COM>
<DIV></DIV>>To: <ACCESSD@DATABASEADVISORS.COM>
<DIV></DIV>>Subject: [AccessD] Don, it's Friday
<DIV></DIV>>Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2003 08:23:14 +0200
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<DIV></DIV>>Don, it's Friday... or do you want me to beg ???
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<DIV></DIV>>Regards,
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<DIV></DIV>>Bettina
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<DIV></DIV>>Don wrote :
<DIV></DIV>>That's it! That's the options? - Hoeing Tobacco and Barbering?? I have a
<DIV></DIV>>feeling there must be SOME other opportunities. Puts me in mind of a joke
<DIV></DIV>>about Hell, though. Remind me on Friday.
<DIV></DIV>>_D
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