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<DIV><SPAN class=256573020-14082003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>ROFL!!</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=256573020-14082003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>Jim
Hale</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=left><FONT face=Tahoma
size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> Charlotte Foust
[mailto:cfoust@infostatsystems.com]<BR><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, August 14, 2003
2:02 PM<BR><B>To:</B> Access Developers discussion and problem
solving<BR><B>Subject:</B> RE: [AccessD] Summer Intern
Software:(<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=724480119-14082003><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff
size=2>The most annoying thing is when they keep saying "but why can't you
make it work the same way?", when it doesn't really work at
all!!</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN class=724480119-14082003><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff
size=2>Charlotte Foust</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader lang=en-us dir=ltr align=left><FONT
face=Tahoma size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> Martin Reid
[mailto:mwp.reid@qub.ac.uk] <BR><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, August 14, 2003 6:43
PM<BR><B>To:</B> Access Developers discussion and problem
solving<BR><B>Subject:</B> Re: [AccessD] Summer Intern
Software:(<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Couple of years ago I did an overhaul of a
major system. Absolute PITA, nightmare. Worst work I ever said yes
to.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Never again!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Martin</FONT></DIV>
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style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B>
<A title=wdhindman@bellsouth.net
href="mailto:wdhindman@bellsouth.net">William Hindman</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A
title=accessd@databaseadvisors.com
href="mailto:accessd@databaseadvisors.com">Access Developers discussion
and problem solving</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, August 14, 2003 10:24
AM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Re: [AccessD] Summer Intern
Software:(</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Nancy</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>...I run into this all the time as an
independent ...I get called in to fix other people's mistakes ...and
they're always convinced it only a "small" problem to fix it ...I usually
start by using the FMS Analyzer to get a pretty good breakdown of all
the things that need immediate attention ...FMS does a pretty thorough job
of walking the code and identifying all the types of problems you
mentioned ...saves a tremendous amount of time and the report it produces
is pretty damning evidence to back up your position with ...HTH
:)</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>William Hindman<BR>So, then, to every man his chance -- to every man,
regardless of his birth, his shining golden opportunity -- to every man
his right to live, to work, to be himself, to become whatever his manhood
and his vision can combine to make him -- this, seeker, is the promise of
America. <BR>-- Thomas Wolfe </DIV>
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<DIV
style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B>
<A title=nancy.lytle@auatac.com
href="mailto:nancy.lytle@auatac.com">Nancy Lytle</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A
title=accessd@databaseadvisors.com
href="mailto:accessd@databaseadvisors.com">Access Developers discussion
and problem solving</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, August 14, 2003
10:24 AM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Re: [AccessD] Summer
Intern Software:(</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Unfortunately, no choice about it. I
think I will just have to break it down into some kind of report,
letting her know (she didn't hire the intern - that was done by her
"client" - I am a subcontractor to a contractor to a Federal agency)
exactly where the database stands and what needs to be done.
</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Nancy</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV>
<DIV
style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B>
<A title=harkins@iglou.com href="mailto:harkins@iglou.com">Susan
Harkins</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A
title=accessd@databaseadvisors.com
href="mailto:accessd@databaseadvisors.com">Access Developers
discussion and problem solving</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, August 14, 2003
9:15 AM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Re: [AccessD] Summer
Intern Software:(</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Are you in a position to say no? Or, are
you in a position to charge a ton of money for it? Putting yourself
into the fire because someone on their end made a bad hiring decision
isn't a great idea -- if you've got a choice about it. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Susan H. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN class=862570112-14082003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>Boy, does that have me laughing and crying right
now.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=862570112-14082003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>I have just been given a database that was developed by a
summer intern who had absolutely no experience with Access before he
started this project. There is no documentation, except for
some sheet laying out of schedule of when milestones were to be
met. </FONT></SPAN></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>
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