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<DIV><SPAN class=560272810-22082003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>Wow,
that was great! I'm gonna buy some glitter and sparkles and leave it in the
bathroom. Wot a concept!</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B>
accessd-bounces@databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces@databaseadvisors.com]<B>On Behalf Of </B>Kath
Pelletti<BR><B>Sent:</B> Friday, August 22, 2003 3:37 AM<BR><B>To:</B>
AccessD@databaseadvisors.com<BR><B>Subject:</B> [AccessD] OT: Friday
humour<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>Just for a laugh....</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2><FONT face="Courier New">This is a laugh for all those women
out there who so look forward to that<BR>wonderful time once a year when they
get to be "intimate" with their OB/GYN<BR>doctor!<BR>In
<st1:place><st1:City><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">Sydney</SPAN></st1:City><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">,
</SPAN><st1:country-region><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">Australia</SPAN></st1:country-region></st1:place></FONT></FONT><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">, one of the radio
stations pays($1000-$5000) for people<BR>to tell their most embarrassing
stories.<BR>This one netted the winner $5000....<BR><BR>I was due later in the
week for an appointment with the gynaecologist.<BR>Early one morning I
received a call from the doctor's office to tell me<BR>that I had been
rescheduled for early that morning at </SPAN><st1:time Minute="30"
Hour="9"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">9:30
a.m.</SPAN></st1:time><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> I had only<BR>just packed
everyone off<BR>to work and school, and it was already around
</SPAN><st1:time Minute="45" Hour="8"><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">8:45
a.m.</SPAN></st1:time><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> The trip to his<BR>office
took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.<BR>As most women
do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when<BR>making
such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full<BR>effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the
washcloth<BR>that was sitting next to the sink, and<BR>gave myself a quick
wash in "that area" to make sure it was at least<BR>presentable. I threw the
washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some<BR>clothes, hopped in the
car and raced to my appointment.<BR>I was in the waiting room only a few
minutes when I was called in.<BR>Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I
hopped up on the table, looked<BR>over at the other side of the room
and pretended that I was in </SPAN><st1:City><st1:place><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">Paris</SPAN></st1:place></st1:City><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> or<BR>some other place a
million<BR>miles away.<BR>I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My,
we have made an extra<BR>effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't
respond.<BR>When the appointment was over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went
home.<BR>The rest of the day was normal...some shopping, cleaning, cooking,
etc.<BR>After school when my six-year-old daughter was playing, she called out
from<BR>the bathroom, "Mum, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another
one<BR>from the cupboard.<BR>She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by
the sink. It had all my<BR>glitter and sparkles in it."</SPAN><FONT
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