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<p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:15.6pt'><font size=2
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>I thought you might enjoy
this:</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>------------------------ <br>
Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the computer <br>
screens in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Japan</st1:place></st1:country-region>,
where some are written in Haiku. Aren't <br>
these better than "your computer has performed an illegal <br>
operation"? </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>--------------------------------------------
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<p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:15.6pt'><font size=2
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>The Web site you seek cannot
be located, <br>
but countless more exist. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>--------------------------------------------
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<p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:15.6pt'><font size=2
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot. <br>
Order shall return. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>-----------------------------------------------
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<p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:15.6pt'><font size=2
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>Program aborting: Close
all that you have worked on. <br>
You ask far too much. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>------------------------------------------------
</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:15.6pt'><font size=2
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>Windows NT crashed. I am
the Blue Screen of Death. <br>
No one hears your screams. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>------------------------------------------------
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<p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:15.6pt'><font size=2
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working. <br>
Windows is like that. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>-------------------------------------------------
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<p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:15.6pt'><font size=2
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>Your file was so big. It
might be very useful. <br>
But now it is gone. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>-------------------------------------------
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<p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:15.6pt'><font size=2
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire. <br>
The network is down. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>-------------------------------------------------
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<p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:15.6pt'><font size=2
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>A crash reduces your
expensive computer to a simple stone. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>-------------------------------------------------
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<p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:15.6pt'><font size=2
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data. <br>
Guess which has occurred? </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>-------------------------------------------------
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<p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:15.6pt'><font size=2
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on. <br>
This page is not here. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>-------------------------------------------------
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<p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:15.6pt'><font size=2
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>Out of memory. We wish to
hold the whole sky, <br>
But we never will. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>------------------------------------------------
</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:15.6pt'><font size=2
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>Having been erased, <br>
The document you're seeking must now be retyped. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>-------------------------------------------------
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<p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:15.6pt'><font size=2
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>Serious error. All
shortcuts have disappeared. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>-------------------------------------------------
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<p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:15.6pt'><font size=2
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>Screen. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:15.6pt'><font size=2
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>Mind. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:15.6pt'><font size=2
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>Both are blank. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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I have no idea of their authenticity or original source, but I also found them
posted on the Web on several sites including: </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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size=2 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'><a
href="http://www.tashitagg.co.za/forum/thread-view.asp?threadid=3183&posts=1"
target="_blank">http://www.tashitagg.co.za/forum/thread-view.asp?threadid=3183&posts=1</a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoAutoSig><st1:PersonName w:st="on"><font size=3 color=navy
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:navy'>Jeff <st2:Sn
w:st="on">Barrows</st2:Sn></span></font></st1:PersonName><font color=navy><span
style='color:navy'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoAutoSig><b><font size=5 color=navy face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:16.0pt;color:navy;font-weight:bold'>Outbak Technologies, LLC<o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>
<p class=MsoAutoSig><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on"><font size=3
color=navy face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:navy'>Racine</span></font></st1:City><font
color=navy><span style='color:navy'>, <st1:State w:st="on">WI</st1:State></span></font></st1:place><font
color=navy><span style='color:navy'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:12.0pt;color:navy'>Phone: <st1:phone phonenumber="2626340653"
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w:st="on">(262) 634-0653</st1:phone><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoAutoSig><font size=3 color=navy face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;color:navy'>Mailto: jeff_developer@hotmail.com<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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