Dan Waters
dwaters at usinternet.com
Thu Feb 18 08:16:37 CST 2010
That helped a lot! :-) Dan -----Original Message----- From: dba-tech-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:dba-tech-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Jim Lawrence Sent: Wednesday, February 17, 2010 9:16 PM To: 'Discussion of Hardware and Software issues' Subject: [dba-Tech] Programmers Watch out for which type of programmer comes to visit and... How do you trap a Scheme programmer in the shower? Hand him a bottle of shampoo. How do you trap a Visual Basic programmer in the shower? Hide the widget that opens the curtain. How do you trap a BASIC programmer in the shower? Use silicone to attach his Commodore-64 to the tile. How do you trap an Assembly programmer in the shower? Well, first he has to build the shower... How do you trap a Java programmer in the shower? Convince him there's an exitShower() method somewhere and laugh while he pores through the documentation. How do you trap a Python programmer in the shower? Tell him Guido wants him to stay there. How do you trap a C programmer in the shower? Don't try. He'll overflow the tub and take control of your house. Hope this helps Jim _______________________________________________ dba-Tech mailing list dba-Tech at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/dba-tech Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com