[dba-Tech] Only old folks use PHP

PHP has lost a lot of its sexiness in the last few years, in fact real men
and women, the leaders in development, are becoming embarrassed to admit
they still use it.

PHP is a language that has a dozen ways to do everything so maybe there is a
point to saying the language is just a big mash-up of functions. You can
hardly say PHP is lean and mean...fat and comfortable is more like it.

http://blog.mailchimp.com/ewww-you-use-php/

If you want to be on the leading edge try becoming an expert in the
following language:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck

;-)

Jim