[AccessD] Don, it's Friday

>"...we have no reliable ISP"
I knew it.  I'm employed by Hell, Inc.!
(You wouldn't believe the kind of deep poop I've gotten myself into)

-----Original Message-----
From: Don Elliker [mailto:delliker at hotmail.com]
Sent: Friday, July 18, 2003 9:18 AM
To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Don, it's Friday



ooooo...yes...beg!
OK -

This guy dies and goes to hell (he was an Access developer) The Devil (he's
a user) meets him and says "Everybody thinks I'm such a bad guy, but you
know everybody who comes here gets a choice where their going to spend
eternity" So, they walk down this long corridor with closed doors on both
sides. Mr. D (not me) opens the first door and the guy looks in and sees
people up to their necks in poop. He says, "Well, I've been in deep poop
before, and I don't care for it, unless of course, I can email the AccessD
List". Mr.D says "Most of those guys are down here, or will be, but no, we
have no reliable ISP". So they go further down the hall and Mr.D opens
another door and the guy sees people up to their waist in poop. He says " I
don't know, that's still pretty deep". So they go further down the hall and
the guy looks in another room and sees people standing in ankle deep
poop,and drinking coffee and eating donuts, and he says "hey, this reminds
me of my last account, e! xcept the poop was stinkier, I'll take this one".
So he goes in to spend eternity. After about 5 minutes of eating donuts and
drinking coffee, the Devil comes back and says "OK, coffee breaks over, back
on your heads!"

Enjoy the weekend and stay out of the tobacco field!

_D





"Things are only free to the extent that you don't pay for them".-Don
Elliker 
>From: allcop.pc at t-online.de (Bettina Giehr) 
>Reply-To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving 
>To: 
>Subject: [AccessD] Don, it's Friday 
>Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2003 08:23:14 +0200 
> 
>Don, it's Friday... or do you want me to beg ??? 
> 
>Regards, 
> 
>Bettina 
> 
>Don wrote : 
>That's it! That's the options? - Hoeing Tobacco and Barbering?? I have a 
>feeling there must be SOME other opportunities. Puts me in mind of a joke 
>about Hell, though. Remind me on Friday. 
>_D 
> 
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