[AccessD] Tooo funny Help has a sense of the ironic

Hi William

Welcome back. Last time I think it was some profiling thing you had
been struggling with. What was it this time?

/gustav


> ...I have insider information that says the Access "Help" system was the
> first product of Microsoft's new software development center in India ...it
> resulted in so many additional calls to the Microsoft "Help" line at
> US$275.00 each that they have now moved it to a new, expanded "profit
> center" in India as well :((((

> ...btw, anyone else survived the experience of talking to a Dell computer
> sales rep named "Steve" who is obviously talking to you from somewhere deep
> within the Indian sub-continent from a sales script written by a Texan who
> makes Bush look like a Harvard PHD in English :((((

> William Hindman
> ...It's a proven fact that if you smoke a pack of cigarettes a day for 90
> years, you'll live to a ripe old age. :)))