[AccessD] Tooo funny Help has a sense of the ironic

Aye, that's what I like a good old race for bottom. Now if the local
Americans would settle for $2.00 a day....
Hold it...that wouldn't work, then who would buy computers and software at
American prices?

My two bucks worth
Jim

-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com]On Behalf Of William
Hindman
Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 3:26 PM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Tooo funny Help has a sense of the ironic


...I have insider information that says the Access "Help" system was the
first product of Microsoft's new software development center in India ...it
resulted in so many additional calls to the Microsoft "Help" line at
US$275.00 each that they have now moved it to a new, expanded "profit
center" in India as well :((((

...btw, anyone else survived the experience of talking to a Dell computer
sales rep named "Steve" who is obviously talking to you from somewhere deep
within the Indian sub-continent from a sales script written by a Texan who
makes Bush look like a Harvard PHD in English :((((

William Hindman
...It's a proven fact that if you smoke a pack of cigarettes a day for 90
years, you'll live to a ripe old age. :)))

----- Original Message -----
From: "Don Elliker" <delliker at hotmail.com>
To: <accessd at databaseadvisors.com>
Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 3:47 PM
Subject: [AccessD] Tooo funny Help has a sense of the ironic


>
> I got really ticked at the stupid 'no help' in A2K and I asked my question
> in a rather rude fashion (as in "How the F##K does dateadd work") because
I
> forget from time to time -anyway....one of the subjects that came back was
> "How to speak to a computer"
>
> Laughed out loud
> _d
> "Things are only free to the extent that you don't pay for them".-Don
> Elliker
.com


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