[AccessD] OT Friday Stuff

Michael R Mattys michael.mattys at adelphia.net
Fri Nov 14 10:22:53 CST 2003


John,

I was going to thank you last night
for sharing your expeiences ...
wondered why you were out standing in
your field ... you old farmer :)

Michael R. Mattys
www.mattysconsulting.com



----- Original Message -----
From: "John Bartow" <john at winhaven.net>
To: "Access Developers discussion and problem solving"
<accessd at databaseadvisors.com>
Sent: Friday, November 14, 2003 11:15 AM
Subject: RE: [AccessD] OT Friday Stuff


> Reminds me of a state bureaucrat I used to know. For years she would send
> out an annual update of a "Time Reporting" database application that the
> local employees used to keep track of the time they spent on state funded
> programs. In the data entry they would have to enter the date, the year
and
> the quarter. The only thing she changed over the entire time she did this
> was to add the new year and quarters to lookup tables (4 digit number for
> year e.g. "1999" and: 99-1, 99-2, 99-3, 99-4 for the quarters). Of course
> she also had to adjust the reports so they would print out for the new
year
> and/or quarter. The reports had hard coded year and/or quarter - there
were
> 5 reports. There was no routine to get rid of the old data and there was
no
> way to print out reports or use the old data in any manner (which a number
> of local people wanted to do so they started to duplicate the database and
> keep the old application in order to be able to get the reports for each
> year. Some offices had 5 of these applications/databases set up!
>
> The funny part: She really wasn't aware that she could just let the users
> enter the date and filter the reports for year and/or quarter based on
that!
>
> Well, we fixed all that and she has never issued another update (wipes
sweat
> from his forehead).
>
> John B.
> Another complicated programming issue solved by (drum roll and horn blasts
> please) Super-Programmer!
> (As he places his hands on his hips and thrusts out his chest!)
> ;o)
>
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
> > [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com]On Behalf Of
> > Hollis,Virginia
> > Sent: Friday, November 14, 2003 8:57 AM
> > To: 'accessd at databaseadvisors.com'
> > Subject: [AccessD] OT Friday Stuff
> >
> >
> > Ok, good one for a Friday. I just had someone call me that is
> > trying to work
> > on a database. This database tracks data for each year, 2001,
> > 2002, and they
> > are trying to enter the new data for 2003.
> >
> > Here is the good part - they can't figure out why the previous
> > years data is
> > changing when they change something - they saved the form as a new form
> > "2003".
> >
> > Virginia
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